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(~k2pts)

  A woman sues a man for defamation of character, charging that he called her a pig. The man is found guilty and made to pay damages. After the trial, he asks the judge, "Does this mean that I can no longer call Ms. Harding a pig?"

  The judge says, "That is correct."

  "And does it mean that I can't call a pig Ms. Harding"

  "No," says the judge, "you are free to call a pig Ms. Harding. There is no crime in that."

  The man looks Ms. Harding in the eye and says, "Good afternoon, Ms. Harding."